Obama: Hey, guys! Do you know that we just gave the largest loan ever to Cambodia?
Hu Jintao: What for?
Obama: So the Chinese can build a big wall around Hun Xen’s compound to keep him contained!
Julia Gillard: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hun Xen: Where’s my @#$!^ damned translator when I need him? Remind me to shoot him down when I get home!
Angela Merkel: Hun Xen who?
